So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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