you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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