im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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