Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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