HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
false alarm. still invincible.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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