I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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