shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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