Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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