So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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