dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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