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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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