Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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