its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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