Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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