I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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