I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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