i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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