she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Plan B is the new Plan A
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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