if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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