dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We left the knife in your bed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All I want is dick and wine.
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