To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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