And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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