i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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