Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
