All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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