tonight lets celebrate not being married
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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