the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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