Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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