It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I AM VODKA MAN
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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