That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
