i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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