kristin has been a bad kristin
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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