Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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