the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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