Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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