The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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