Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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