Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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