i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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