Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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