Kiss
Puke
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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