Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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