dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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