I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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