Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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