i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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