I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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