Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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