I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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