Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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