remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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