You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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