what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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