wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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