last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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