I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
