so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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