What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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